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Frosted tips are making a comeback, Mike Ditka mustaches are taking over the studio, and somebody at the Belleville Chili Cook-Off just performed the most disgusting phone rescue in St. Louis history.Welcome to The Rizzuto Show, where nostalgia is dangerous, celebrity gossip gets personal, and apparently no smartphone is worth leaving behind. Even when it's floating in a festival toilet.First, we're traveling back to 1998 because frosted tips are officially fashionable again. Riz, Moon, Lern and Rafe revisit the glory days of bleached hair, shell necklaces, chunky highlights, cargo pants and boy-band hairstyles that should've stayed buried with our old CD collections.Guy Fieri suddenly looks like a visionary, Justin Timberlake's ramen-noodle hair gets another trial in the court of public opinion, and Moon admits his own frosted tips were basically an accidental result of growing out bleached hair.Then it's time for Sexy Time Fun Facts, where Riz explains the dating insecurities men supposedly don't care about. From imperfect makeup and texting first to ordering a real meal on a date, the crew debates relationship expectations, attraction and why anybody is still pretending a side salad counts as dinner.Things get even more ridiculous when the conversation turns to the supposed science of attractiveness. Sunglasses, red lipstick, cologne, facial hair and teeth all get examined. Unfortunately, Rafe's inability to grow a proper beard leads to accusations that his ancestors belonged to an ancient tribe of peaceful, weak-chinned ladder carriers.And that's before everybody starts inspecting his Invisalign.Welcome to the world of Twisty Tooth Magoo.Naturally, this funny podcast also finds time to investigate Tom Cruise's off-center smile, Cristiano Ronaldo's dental transformation and one of the most unfortunate celebrity statues ever created.Meanwhile, the studio gets a special birthday greeting from the late Bob Saget before the crew pays tribute to legendary Chicago Bears coach Mike Ditka.Riz hands out fake Ditka mustaches, everybody immediately looks ridiculous, and Lern discovers she looks exactly like her dad. Rafe struggles with the adhesive, the mustaches start falling apart, and a heartfelt football tribute somehow turns into a low-budget costume party.Then comes celebrity chaos.Kelly Clarkson is caught up in a social media dispute with a Brooklyn specialty shop over a mechanical bird named Molly, a reported $15,000 price tag and accusations of rude customer service. The store and Clarkson tell different versions of what happened, and the crew debates whether a celebrity with millions of followers should publicly call out a small business.From there, the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame gets put on trial.Why aren't Styx, Boston, Kansas, Toto, REO Speedwagon and other classic rock favorites getting the recognition the gang believes they deserve? Should Mötley Crüe be inducted? And why does every conversation about rock history eventually turn into a shouting match?The entertainment gossip continues with Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake, Journey, the Beach Boys, Oasis, Nicolas Cage's concerns about AI in Hollywood, and even Darth Vader's lightsaber.Because nothing says morning radio quite like debating classic rock legends and then immediately discussing the resale value of a weapon from a fictional galaxy.But wait. We still have the Belleville Chili Cook-Off.Rafe spends the weekend sampling an impressive amount of chili, including some questionable culinary combinations. The festival is packed, the temperatures are high, and apparently the entire city has upgraded to vape devices roughly the size of musical instruments.Then Moon shares a listener story that should come with a health department warning.A phone falls into a porta-potty at the chili festival.And somebody goes in after it.With a trash bag over their arm.At a CHILI COOK-OFF.The crew debates whether any phone is worth retrieving from that particular nightmare, how much money it would take to attempt the rescue, and whether a recovered phone should legally be required to disclose its horrifying past.Somewhere, a smartphone trade-in employee just developed a new fear.Rafe also has problems of his own. His Michael McDonald-inspired National Anthem performance missed a lyric, his confidence is crumbling, and the football pick'em punishment wheel is looming.Riz and Rafe are battling to avoid last place, Lern is enjoying life at the top of the standings, and the possibility of a West County Mall Walker punishment is already creating visions of a very embarrassing public fitness event.Meanwhile, The Rizzuto Show continues supporting Cardinal Glennon Children's Hospital through its October fundraiser and billboard-signing events around St. Louis.Unfortunately, Riz has seen his face blown up to billboard size and is now deeply concerned that his teeth look enormous.Rafe compares them to popcorn kernels. Lern notices the Rolex. Moon notices everything.Nobody is getting out of this promotional campaign with their dignity.Add in Halloween decorating disasters, neighborhood trust issues, giant vape clouds and the question of whether you'd ever let a stranger move your car, and you've got enough material to make a therapist reconsider their career choice.This funny podcast brings together three glorious servings of Rizz Show chaos: '90s fashion flashbacks, celebrity news, relationship debates, rock music arguments, St. Louis stories, football punishments and a porta-potty incident that will haunt us forever.Join Riz, Moon, Lern, Rafe and King Scott for the sarcastic humor, weird news and spectacularly questionable decisions that make The Rizzuto Show a daily necessity.Come for the frosted tips. Stay for the Ditka mustaches.And whatever you do, don't drop your phone at a chili festival.It's The Rizzuto Show — the funny podcast where the hair is questionable, the opinions are loud, and even the porta-potties have better stories than most morning shows.Follow The Rizzuto Show → linktr.ee/rizzshow for more from your favorite daily comedy show.Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → 1057thepoint.com/RizzShow.Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO.Provo, Utah, Is America’s Most Neighborly City of 2026Slot machine winner robbed at gunpoint after leaving casinoTexas woman posed as airline employee to scam St. Louis hotel: PoliceFirefighter who defecated in box at airport no longer with departmentTiger kills man who entered its enclosure at English wildlife parkBrooklyn store Art of Play defends viral ‘misunderstanding’ with Kelly Clarkson after being branded a ‘liar’See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Frosted tips are back, skinny jeans are out, and apparently we're all just one shell necklace away from reliving 1998. Meanwhile, Rafe Williams is getting roasted for his facial hair genetics, Rizz is offering relationship advice, and the entire crew has become dangerously obsessed with the shape of Tom Cruise's teeth.Welcome to The Rizzuto Show, where fashion trends never die. They just wait 25 years to embarrass everybody all over again.First up, the crew investigates the alleged return of frosted tips, the hairstyle that made boy bands famous and turned an entire generation of men into walking bottles of hair bleach.Rizz remembers wanting the look, Lern enthusiastically supports its comeback, and Moon admits his own version happened when his bleached hair grew out. Rafe wonders whether frosted tips were basically the '90s version of today's broccoli haircut.And then there's Guy Fieri.The man never abandoned frosted tips. He simply waited patiently for the rest of civilization to catch up.The nostalgia doesn't stop there. We're talking chunky highlights, butterfly-era fashion disasters, shell necklaces, cargo pants, Sun-In hair spray, and that one guy who has been rocking the same mullet since the 1980s.Congratulations, sir. You weren't outdated. You were early.Then it's time for Sexy Time Fun Facts, where Riz attempts to reassure women that a lot of the things they worry about while dating aren't nearly as important to men as they might think.Imperfect makeup? Not a crisis.A couple of extra pounds? Relax.Making the first move? Please do.Ordering an actual meal instead of pretending lettuce is dinner? Absolutely encouraged.Naturally, this funny podcast turns into a debate about relationship expectations, financial insecurity, texting first, and why anybody is still pretending they're not hungry on a date.Lern has some questions. Rafe has some objections. Moon would simply appreciate it if someone else made more money.From there, the crew explores some supposedly scientific ways to make yourself more attractive.Sunglasses apparently make people look mysterious and symmetrical. A good cologne or perfume can improve first impressions. Red lipstick attracts attention. Beards supposedly signal ruggedness.Unfortunately, Rafe can't grow much of a beard.Moon brings up a theory connecting facial hair with ancient fighting cultures, and suddenly Rafe is being accused of descending from a peaceful tribe of weak-chinned people who survived by carrying ladders and wearing safety vests.It's a devastating day for his ancestral reputation.But the real chaos begins when the conversation turns to teeth.According to the research Riz shares, bright, evenly spaced teeth are a major attraction signal. Moon admits crooked teeth can be a dealbreaker, while Lern passionately defends distinctive smiles, tooth gaps, and a little dental individuality.Then everybody starts examining Rafe's Invisalign progress.Rafe becomes Twisty Tooth Magoo, Moon gets accused of having a crooked nose, and Riz's own teeth become part of the conversation.Nobody is leaving this studio with their self-esteem intact.The crew also takes a deep dive into Tom Cruise's famously off-center smile, Cristiano Ronaldo's dramatic dental transformation, and Ronaldo's unfortunate statue that somehow manages to make an internationally famous athlete look like an entirely different species.And just when you think the conversation can't get any more ridiculous, Rafe tells a story about a gas station employee whose teeth reminded him of several sticks of butter.Dental professionals, we're sorry.From frosted tips and '90s fashion nostalgia to modern dating expectations, questionable attraction science, facial hair failures and celebrity teeth, this funny podcast proves that nobody is safe from a little affectionate ridicule.Join Riz, Moon, Lern, Rafe and King Scott for another round of St. Louis morning show chaos, sarcastic humor, relationship debates and completely unnecessary personal observations.Come for the frosted tips. Stay for Twisty Tooth Magoo.And remember: If you held on to your 1998 hairstyle long enough, congratulations. You're fashionable again.This is The Rizzuto Show — the funny podcast where bad haircuts come back, good advice gets interrupted, and even Tom Cruise can't escape a dental roast.Follow The Rizzuto Show → linktr.ee/rizzshow for more from your favorite daily comedy show.Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → 1057thepoint.com/RizzShow.Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bob Saget is wishing Rizz a happy birthday, Mike Ditka mustaches are taking over the studio, and Kelly Clarkson is apparently in a social media battle over a $15,000 mechanical bird.Welcome back to The Rizzuto Show, where every tribute eventually becomes a costume party and nobody can discuss classic rock without starting a fight.We kick things off with a birthday greeting from the late Bob Saget before the crew pays tribute to legendary Chicago Bears coach Mike Ditka. Riz has purchased fake Ditka mustaches for everybody, which sounds like a touching gesture until the adhesive starts failing, Rafe starts eating fake facial hair, and Lern realizes she looks exactly like her dad.It's a beautiful tribute. Assuming you define beautiful as five adults struggling to attach bargain-bin mustaches to their faces.Then things get weird in Brooklyn.Kelly Clarkson says she visited a specialty shop called Art of Play and felt like an employee treated her as though she couldn't afford anything. She posted about the experience, and suddenly the small business was dealing with a flood of angry online reviews.The store tells a different story involving Molly, a mechanical singing bird it says wasn't available for purchase. Kelly fires back with a photo showing a $15,000 price tag.So who's right? Was Kelly treated unfairly, or did a celebrity accidentally unleash an internet army on a small business?The crew debates celebrity influence, online mob mentality, terrible customer service, and why Rafe apparently can't walk into Louis Vuitton without making the staff nervous.Naturally, this funny podcast then turns into a full-blown Rock & Roll Hall of Fame emergency.Why aren't Styx, Boston, Kansas, Toto, REO Speedwagon, Huey Lewis and the News, or the Scorpions getting the respect the crew thinks they deserve?Should Mötley Crüe get in before the classic rock legends? Does Bryan Adams deserve more credit? How is Kenny Loggins not already in there? And can somebody please explain why Rafe is so emotionally invested in Little River Band's "Lady"?Rafe also shares a story about hanging out with Little River Band, where one musician was still ready to party like a rock star while the others were more concerned about bedtime and keeping cigarette smoke away from a CPAP machine.Rock and roll never dies. It just develops a sleep apnea treatment plan.Over in Crap on Celebrities, Lern brings the entertainment news, including an unreleased Britney Spears song co-written by Justin Timberlake, concerns surrounding a Beach Boys performance featuring Mike Love, and Journey drummer Deen Castronovo's medical scare during a concert.The conversation takes a surprisingly serious turn when Moon questions why people post deeply personal hospital and deathbed photos of family members on social media. Riz, naturally, has a very different vision for his own final photo shoot.There's also an Ella Langley concert cancellation following a reported bomb threat, Noel Gallagher reportedly preparing for an Oasis tour without alcohol, and movie talk covering BlackBerry, Digger, and the latest box-office results.Michael Douglas's memoir sparks a conversation about how he avoided the Vietnam draft, while Tobey Maguire officiating his ex-wife's wedding raises some very uncomfortable questions about Hollywood relationships.And for the Star Wars fans, the crew tries to guess how much Darth Vader's original Empire Strikes Back lightsaber prop could bring at auction. Spoiler alert: apparently the Galactic Empire has an incredible resale market.Finally, Nicolas Cage's opposition to an AI-related acting waiver kicks off a debate about artificial intelligence, CGI, practical effects, and whether Hollywood is protecting its artists or just terrified of whatever comes next.From fake mustaches and expensive birds to classic rock arguments, aging musicians, awkward weddings and Nicolas Cage fighting the machines, this funny podcast delivers another ridiculous mix of celebrity news, music debates, St. Louis humor and spectacularly unnecessary commentary.It's The Rizzuto Show with Riz, Moon, Lern, Rafe and King Scott.Come for Bob Saget. Stay for the Ditka mustaches.And somebody please get Rafe a better adhesive before he accidentally eats the entire Chicago Bears coaching staff.Follow The Rizzuto Show → linktr.ee/rizzshow for more from your favorite daily comedy show.Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → 1057thepoint.com/RizzShow.Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Rafe Williams is channeling Michael McDonald for his National Anthem punishment, the Belleville Chili Cook-Off has turned into a gastrointestinal danger zone, and Riz is having a full-blown crisis over the size of his teeth on the new Rizz Show billboard.Welcome to another episode of The Rizzuto Show, where the chili is hot, the porta-potties are terrifying, and nobody can explain how the football pick'em tiebreaker works.First, Rafe is getting roasted for his Michael McDonald-inspired National Anthem performance. Apparently, he missed a line, which is impressive considering he's been practicing this punishment all week. With one final performance remaining, his confidence is officially hanging by a thread.Meanwhile, Rafe and Riz are tied at the bottom of the football pick'em standings, and the punishment wheel is waiting. Lern is sitting pretty at the top, and a new potential punishment called the West County Mall Walker is already being discussed. Nothing says athletic excellence like a group of radio personalities power-walking through a shopping mall.Then we head to the Belleville Chili Cook-Off, where Rafe spent his weekend sampling an alarming number of chili creations. We're talking cinnamon rolls IN chili, chili-cheese-dog pizza topped with Fritos, and enough spicy food to make a portable toilet file for workers' compensation.But the real nightmare comes from a listener's story about a phone falling into a porta-potty at the festival.And somebody actually went in after it.With a trash bag over their arm.At a chili cook-off.That is either the greatest act of friendship ever recorded or a decision that should immediately disqualify you from owning a smartphone.Naturally, this funny podcast turns into a heated debate about how much money it would take to reach into a festival toilet, whether a recovered phone could ever truly be sanitized, and why trading it in should probably require a hazardous-materials disclosure.Rafe also discovers that Belleville might be the unofficial vaping capital of America. Between giant vape devices, clouds of mystery fruit flavor, and an actual vape vending machine, the crew starts imagining a future where nicotine delivery systems require backpack straps and their own power supply.Back in St. Louis, The Rizzuto Show is celebrating its Cardinal Glennon Children's Hospital fundraiser with billboard-signing events around town. Unfortunately, when Riz sees the giant promotional photo up close, he becomes convinced his teeth are roughly the size of a refrigerator.Lern notices the Rolex. Moon notices everybody's imperfections. Rafe compares Riz's bottom teeth to popcorn kernels. And Riz politely requests that nobody color in his enormous billboard smile.A reasonable request from a man whose face is about to be displayed over a major highway.Then the gang gets into Halloween decorating season. Lern and Tim are building a skeleton-filled masterpiece, Rafe has access to a suspicious surplus of skeletons, and Riz's current decorations appear to consist mostly of leaves that fell there naturally.The conversation shifts to how well people actually know their neighbors, a ranking that puts St. Louis near the bottom for neighborliness, and whether you should ever trust a complete stranger with your car keys.Rafe shares a story about someone at Blues City Deli offering to repark a friend's Jeep simply to keep it from getting hit. Lern sees a beautiful example of community spirit. Riz sees the beginning of a police report.From questionable sports picks and ridiculous anthem performances to chili experiments, bathroom disasters, giant teeth and neighborhood trust issues, this funny podcast is everything you've come to expect from Riz, Moon, Lern, Rafe and King Scott.Come for Michael McDonald. Stay for the chili. And for the love of everything sanitary, leave your phone outside the porta-potty.It's The Rizzuto Show — the funny podcast where St. Louis stories, sarcastic humor and spectacularly bad decisions somehow become a perfectly acceptable morning.Follow The Rizzuto Show → linktr.ee/rizzshow for more from your favorite daily comedy show.Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → 1057thepoint.com/RizzShow.Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Rafe Williams is becoming a national anthem sensation, the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile is headed to The Rizzuto Show, and Lern has officially decided that 41 is NOT too old to crowd surf. Meanwhile, Moon's house is falling apart. Just another perfectly normal day in St. Louis.The crew also debates one of baseball's most controversial questions: If you catch a foul ball, do you HAVE to give it to a kid? Riz isn't surrendering his souvenir just because a child happens to be standing nearby.Next, Lern recaps Turnstile's incredible St. Louis-area concert at Arsenal BG Ballpark, where she crowd surfed for the first time in 20 years. Rafe, meanwhile, spent part of the show wandering around the parking lot looking for his truck. One person relived their youth. The other experienced middle age.Things get even less sanitary when a discussion about Shigella turns into a deeply uncomfortable conversation about personal hygiene. Then Moon reveals that a leaking toilet has left a mysterious hole in his pantry ceiling, leading to questions nobody should have to ask about what's dripping into the house.King Scott lives out a dream as the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile is coming to the studio, and the crew is already way too excited about the arrival of a massive hot dog on wheels. Meanwhile, Lern delivers an official invitation from Southern Illinois for Riz to attend the Herrin Festa Italiana and potentially compete in a pasta-eating contest. David Lee Roth has been posting some truly spectacular videos aimed at his internet critics, and the gang cannot agree on whether Diamond Dave is the greatest rock star alive or a man who desperately needs someone to take away his phone. Riz considers the chaos part of his legendary rock-star appeal. Moon thinks arguing with trolls is beneath him. Rafe is thoroughly entertained, and Lern is somewhere between fascinated and requesting a wellness check.The Oscar Mayer Wienermobile has officially arrived at The Rizzuto Show, Nickelback is coming back to St. Louis, and a farting toy named Chester Cheeks might be the hottest Christmas gift of the year. Apparently, we've reached the point where a giant hot dog is the most respectable guest in the studio.Welcome to another ridiculous day with Rizz, Moon, Lern, Rafe and King Scott.Next, Rafe delivers another spectacular edition of E-Memorium, where nobody and nothing is safe.Grill Master Miley and Lindsay Links join the crew to explain what it's like driving a 27-foot-long hot dog across America. They share how they landed their dream jobs as Hotdoggers, what happens at Hot Dog High, how difficult it is to park the Wienermobile, and why their entire professional vocabulary consists of food-related puns.From Nickelback and novelty toys to homemade meat logs, biblical seafood buffets and professional hot dog drivers, this funny podcast has everything you never knew you needed.Come for the Wienermobile. Stay for Chester Cheeks. Leave before Rafe starts serving cold tacos again.Follow The Rizzuto Show → linktr.ee/rizzshow for more from your favorite daily comedy show.Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → 1057thepoint.com/RizzShow.Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO.Dodgers fan’s brutal response when entire stadium demanded he hand foul ball to young Braves fanSexually transmitted diarrhea is on the rise — and it’s morphing into a drug-resistant superbugMotorcyclist run over by car accidentally left in drive in North CountySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.